"I Want to Hit You So Bad My D!ck Hurts"

Ok,

So, I'm on the bus minding my own business listening to Sammie's "Come With Me" on my iPod. The next thing you know, people in the front of the bus start looking my way. Curious, I take my head phones off ever-so-slightly to make sure I didn't do anything wrong. This dude and his girlfriend are arguing (D = dude; G = girl):

D: WHAT, YOU WANT SOME OTHER DUDE TO EAT YOUR PUSSY?!

G: SO WHAT, YOU GOT SOME OTHER BITCH SUCKIN' YO' DICK!

I'm thinking, OMFG, I need to move my ass away before they start wreckin' and flip over the fucking seat onto me. Thanking God that my bus stop was one away from where we were, I made my way to the back door to exit, and not a moment too soon. 'Cuz right after I got up out of the seat, dude blurts out: "I WANNA PUNCH YO' ASS SO BAD I CAN FEEL IT IN MY MUTHA FUCKIN' DICK!!!"....

Huh? What part of the game is that?! Who the hell raised this man? Why didn't the bus driver pull over and flag down a cop (We WERE right in front on the precinct). Why is she wit' dude?

I'd never heard anything more disgusting, ignorant, and illiterate in my damn life. From this whole ordeal, I came to a few conclusions:

(1) They must have some crazy passion for one another or extreme dislike because just the day before, they were cupcakin' it up on the bus.
(2) Don't trust a bus driver to help your ass out
(3) I am not as strong as I thought I was being that I sat there and said not a damn thing to him
(4) Do not wear headphones on public transportation-- it is crazy out there and may put you in a life and death situation, real talk.